Zack Snyder’s Batman vs. Superman movie now has a full title, and Twitter loves it! Or rather, everyone on Twitter loves to make jokes about it. The real title is Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, an unsurprisingly nonsensical choice. Here are some of my favourite jokes from Twitter. This is journalism now, folks.
Batman V Superman For Vendetta
— Matt Singer (@mattsinger) May 21, 2014
You just know BATMAN V SUPERMAN is going to be a 5-4 decision split along ideological lines.
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) May 21, 2014
I now realize my whole life has led up to being able to write the appellate brief in the case of Batman v. Superman.
— Linda Holmes (@nprmonkeysee) May 21, 2014
Stay tuned for my exclusive interview with the colon in the BATMAN V SUPERMAN title.
— Sam Adams (@SamuelAAdams) May 21, 2014
any movie title with the word "batman" in it is going to sound pretty silly, you guys.
— david ehrlich (@davidehrlich) May 21, 2014
Batman V Superman ♥ Huckabees
— Ali Arikan (@aliarikan) May 21, 2014
Batman Enraged fans New movie Gritty reboot Hot takes A movie Zod I hate comic book movies
— Larry Fitzmaurice (@lfitzmaurice) May 21, 2014
"More like DONG OF JUSTICE" — the Internet for the next three hours
— Sean O'Neal (@seanoneal) May 21, 2014
I wonder if you can measure the stupidity of something by how long it takes people to get annoyed about other people making fun of it.
— Zack Handlen (@zhandlen) May 21, 2014
Guys, who cares
— Matt Prigge (@mattprigge) May 21, 2014
And some self-promotion:
Batman v Superman: The Desolation of Smaug: Bring It On: All or Nothing
— Jake Pitre (@jake_pitre) May 21, 2014