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The Film Festival Blurb Generator
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The Film Festival Blurb Generator

  • by Eric D. Snider
  • September 14, 2015
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It’s film festival season, and you know what that means: lots of coverage of movies you can’t see yet because you can’t afford to go to Venice, Telluride, or even Toronto. But we have a solution! For the 99% of us who can’t attend the festivals and comb through the printed guides in person, but who want the thrill of discovering something new, here is the Film Festival Blurb Generator. To play along, just select one phrase from each box.

Just when you thought you’d seen the last word in…

films, here comes…

Argo
setting a new bar for…

and…

Written and directed with…

by…

the film portrays…

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When…

meets…

the result is…

Thanks to the filmmaker’s…

and the…

of the talented cast, this film ensures you’ll never look at…

the same way again.

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