Jesse Knight is a freelance writer currently cowering underneath a blanket in Chicago. A framed poster of Woody Allen cuddling a blowup doll hangs in his apartment. The 5-disc Criterion Collection of Fanny and Alexander leans against Rob Schneider's magnum opus The Hot Chick on his DVD shelf. He is the author of the subversive comic-fantasy novel Burlaphead the Stronger and his story about Mary Steenburgen tucking him into bed once when he was 9 would make an ideal story for your podcast. Judge and follow him on Twitter here.